None of the information on this website, apart from these terms and the privacy policy, should be relied upon.
All of it could be entirely wrong, out of date or just plain stupid.
Do not take any of it as fact. Do not rely on it. Always check with a pub, brewery etc. for their correct information.
That being said, I am doing all I can to ensure that this website stays as accurate and up to date as physically possible, but I/it can't be perfect.
This website and any of its features are not guaranteed to be available at any point or for any length of time.
Just because this website is available now, doesn't mean it will be in future.
That being said, I have every intention of keeping this website running for as long as I can.
All widgets, APIs, Plugins and other features provided by or as part of this site are not guaranteed to be available or accurate.
I may get rid of them or change them at any time, meaning that if you use them on your website, or use them at all, they may stop working without warning.
That being said, I will try my best to ensure that they do keep working for as long as possible, are as accurate as I can make them and don't do weird things to your website.
This website might crash, crash your device, become unavailable, pop up loads of notifications, look weird, do strange stuff and generally not behave as you would expect.
Code can be buggy, it happens. If it does, I'm sorry.
I try my best to make this website as usable and good as good as I can, but sometimes things go wrong. I'm only human. I never guarantee this site to be bug, glitch or exploit free.
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